She opened with a steamy disco number, and then did a short stand-up routine, which was pretty funny. (paraphrase) “Hmmm, don’t know that song…. don’t know a lot of her songs…. well, pretty soon she’ll do the one about the train… where’s she been all these years? One word – SOCCER. I have an 11 yr old and a 13 yr old. Practice three nights a week. Three nights! A week! Games on the weekend. Oh and then there’s TOURNAMENT weekends. Three games on Saturday, two on Sunday. I’m a bad mom. I am. I sit there during tournament and whisper ‘don’t score, PLEASE don’t score”… I can’t be the only mom who thinks this way! (people in audience raise hands)” I guess she had a soccer mom audience, cause they loved her. And then she launched into “I’m Almost Over You” and I moved on after she almost hit the high note… really, transpose that thing down a half step, and you woulda had it!