Story: the hotel has free breakfast, which includes two huge baskets of fruit. We scoped it out, but first wanted coffee, and took it outside. When we came back in, there was ONE banana left in the huge vat. My SIL saw a woman being wheeled by another woman in a wheel chair, and her oversized “purse” was FULL of bananas.
So I took the last ONE banana that was left, and peeled it – and it was about 40% black and bruised, so I threw it on the table in disgust.
When we got to the park, I went into a food court and they only had oranges and apples displayed. So I asked the woman behind the counter if there were any bananas at all in the park, and she went somewhere and got me one. Yay, potassium!