A Downtown Disney mystery

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IMG_3390-WDW-DTD-sign-Marketplace-Team-Mickey😯 I don’t know how to tell you this, so I’m just going to spit it out – the Stepford-stewardess-zombie dolls are GONE!

Intrepid readers may recall that I discovered these oddities during my March weekend in Walt Disney World while browsing the Tren-D boutique in Downtown Disney. If you missed it or don’t remember, you can click here to read about it – go ahead, we’ll wait…. oh good you’re back. Surely you can see that the “Stepford Stewardesses” are a little strange. Each doll is clad in identical dresses with identical accessories and identical stares… I suspected then that there was something a little creepy about them, and apparently I was right!

IMG_3391-WDW-DTD-TrenD-Mickey-splatter-paintingLook – they’re GONE! It’s like they just marched away. No trace of them whatsoever. Where did they go? What is their mission? Who is controlling them and their vacant little staring eyes? And where did all these over-sized chess pieces come from?

I began to roam the store in search of them. Surely they could not have wandered far! Disney does not allow their theming to just get up and walk off. Unless… unless the Stepford-stewardess-zombie dolls had actually taken control of the store and all the Cast Members in it!

No sooner did I have this terrifying thought, then the teeny tiny hairs on the back of my neck began to stand on end. I felt uncomfortable, like I was being watched… Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, whereupon I came face to face with a site so horrifying, I nearly fled screaming in abject terror. For there, on a shelf in the corner stood…


Stepford Polka Dot dolls

(queue scary music )

Have they read my mind? Do they know I suspect them of this diabolical plot to take over Downtown Disney by means of Stepford-zombie mind control? Are they hiding under my bed this very minute? Must I be COMPLETELY mad to be posting this?

NEXT WEEK: The Polka Dot dolls reveal all!

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7 thoughts on “A Downtown Disney mystery”

  1. Great post & great blog. I’ll be popping back once again to have another read through!
    Happy RT – and look forward to *seeing* you again next time!
    Mine’s HERE!


  2. Now I am so sure I don’t like dolls ^_^. Don’t like their eyes open and seem staring at me and plotting something to my demise lol!! I enjoy your post see you next time and happy RT!

    My Cardinal

  3. Of course I remember these stews. But they had the look of sinister motives of the creepy kind. I would prefer not to imagine such dolls serving me a bag of peanuts and crummy airline coffee to me while seated in coach?? Bit then again, if they did leave Disney and pursue the friendly skies – well, the passengers they could scare with their stares alone…

  4. wow great info! Hope I got more information to Disney parks! sounds like a cool place to spend the holiday break

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